May 2013
86 posts
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
meladoodle:
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
dose-of-domz:
If you crump stand up (cut) by...
A special message for my followers.
crueland-unusual:
ducksmith:
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“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the...”
– Stephen R. Covey (via teaa-spoon)
little-miss-tiny:
grrrlfever:
hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
that’s good to know
33113:
don’t be too clingy don’t be such a ‘girl’ be a woman but be hairless like a child
don’t wear skimpy outfits don’t be such a ‘slut’ be modest but take it off when i ask don’t assert yourself don’t be such a ‘bitch’ be nice to me but don’t be a fucking doormat don’t be ignorant don’t be such a ‘bimbo’ be intelligent but don’t argue your opinion with me don’t wear make-up ever don’t be so...
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via pale-afternoon)
Watchbelbet:
hanging-with-the-horrorterrors:
stevienitram:
rinthewin:
caffenespeaks:
the legend
This makes me so happy, and yet so sad.
He was smart, he was a writer (you could tell by his phrasing) and this is something he TRULY cares about. That boy has a heart and he cares. He sees the truth for what it is and he refuses to sit idly and watch as the youth of america just stumbles by.
...
pizza:
high-self-esteem:
fatwink:
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
