You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
meladoodle: try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
dose-of-domz: If you crump stand up (cut) by...
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